Another genie joke...

[Megan]

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, 'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman, 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

[Jazz_84]

haha not bad

[rockhole]

That's f***'n Gold!!!!

[j-mac31]

Old but good.

[Gimps]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

[Crazyman]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

FFS Gimps, give it up already...Filthy hasn't been on here for ages and you are like a f****** dog with a bone about it...this is exactly the kind of thing I was addressing in my thread under General Discussion...

[Gimps]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

FFS Gimps, give it up already...Filthy hasn't been on here for ages and you are like a f****** dog with a bone about it...this is exactly the kind of thing I was addressing in my thread under General Discussion...

Settle down ya farken sheila. Like a ****** dog with a bone about it? Give me a spell. Haven't mentioned the old c*** in ages. And if I want to mention him, I will. If you don't like it, don't read my posts.

[gringo]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

FFS Gimps, give it up already...Filthy hasn't been on here for ages and you are like a f****** dog with a bone about it...this is exactly the kind of thing I was addressing in my thread under General Discussion...

I agree.

[Gimps]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

FFS Gimps, give it up already...Filthy hasn't been on here for ages and you are like a f****** dog with a bone about it...this is exactly the kind of thing I was addressing in my thread under General Discussion...

I agree.

The care factor is sitting around -10.

[Megan]

That one dates back further than the first time Filthy copped it in the date..

FFS Gimps, give it up already...Filthy hasn't been on here for ages and you are like a f****** dog with a bone about it...this is exactly the kind of thing I was addressing in my thread under General Discussion...

I agree.

The care factor is sitting around -10.

I actually also agree. Sorry Gimps but it's kinda making you look like a sad case.

[Gimps]

Care factor is still solid around -10.